crocker-incorporated:

Finding a new friend

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Slowly developing a crush on them

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littlegirlover:

THIS is my favorite gif

littlegirlover:

THIS is my favorite gif

cutelilgrl:

cutelilgrl:

FAT SHAMING

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SKINNY SHAMING

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SHAMING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR APPEARANCE

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chicken nuggets

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never let this die

mpregfrank:

if we date and u dont recognise my opinions as valid because im a woman or you try to undermine me in any way whatsoever i will be dropping you faster than that thun thun thun

mpregfrank:

if we date and u dont recognise my opinions as valid because im a woman or you try to undermine me in any way whatsoever i will be dropping you faster than that thun thun thun

knightscrest:

yutoube:

knightscrest:

rneerkat:

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL

they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself

teeth

thank u for your addition

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

maryamquest:

HELP IM LAUGHIHN SO HARD i caNt stop

maryamquest:

HELP IM LAUGHIHN SO HARD i caNt stop

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

meladoodle:

disneyprincest:

parents gone 

i was literally trying to find the significance of ‘re’ for 3 minutes… im so stupid oh my god

realactualjesus:

when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven

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fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter